Time recorded: 0900 on ##/##/20113
Transcipt of incident 7W1L1GH7-P4-5Y573MEdit
"Good morning Site ##, My name is Dr twilight.
I would like to announce the I Dr Twilight, have just won "The Game".
Anyway, here's today's announcements, brought to you by "SCP Foundation Site RF, Where [RETRACTED] is made. What ever the weather...."
Today's site announcements are as follows:
Excessive force is not the same as the Force, therefore using it does not make you a Jedi.
"Pony Dragon" would like to remind all personnel, using TNT to unblock toilets is not permitted and repairs will be taken out of your pay.
Can the holders of SCP-022 make their way to landing strip 3 for transport to Emergency Site ## immeditly. Plane leaves in 3 minutes.
Now For Agent Shimmer, a well known song from yours truely.
That is all."
*PA SIGNS OFF*
'Aftermath of incident'Edit
Agent Shimmer requested a transfer to site ## which was approved by O5.
The holders of SCP-022 were a little [DATA XSPONGED] when they found out that they weren't need at SCP-022's storage facility.
"WE WERE [RETRACTED] PRANKED! ALL THIS WAY FOR [DATA XSPONGED] ALL!" - SCP-018
"Agreed. Dr Sparkle is going to get [DATA XSPONGED] when we get back...." - "Pony Dragon"