Interview Taken ##/##/16 ####Hours[]
Involved[]
- Dr Sparkle
- [[SCP-N1GH7M4R3-M00N-13
L4CK-130L7|Nightmare Bolt]]
- Black Bolt(Protection for Dr Sparkle)
Transcript[]
Dr. Sparkle(DS): Good evening Nightmare bolt.
Nightmare Bolt: Hello [Explemtive X-SPONGED].
DS: No need for rudeness. I just want to talk to you.
NB: [EXPLEMETIVE X-SPONGED] you.
DS:Fine. Now that I know your feelings today, we can proceed with the questions I've been given to ask you
(russling of paper is heard and a pen click is heard)
NB: I will anwser your [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] questions on one [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] condition.
DS: what is it?
NB: You go [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] yourself and don't [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] come back.
DS: I can't garentee that.
NB: [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED]
DS: Question 1. Why do you hate Princess [REDACTED] so much?
NB: The [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] abandoned us and the night.
DS: Us?
NB: You won't [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] understand.
DS: Explain please..
NB: The "Nightmare" Alloy as you call it was created by our devine Queen "Nightmare Moon" to serve as an conduit for managing our glorous night.
(A Bang of armoured hoof is heard on the table)
BECAUSE OF THAT PRINCESS [REDACTED] [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] WE CAN'T FURFIL OUR [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] DUTIES AND MAKE THE NIGHT GLORYOUS!
DS: No need to shout, I'm not deaf..
BB: There is no need to be such a [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] about being beaten.
DS: Princess [REDACTED] has found that ponies enjoy the night and the day. That makes your perpose unrelevent.
NB: [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED]
DS: Question 2: How does it feel to have only one visitor that looks exactly like you?
NB: .... (Gives BB a death glare...)
DS: You hate him...
NB: You have no [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] idea.. If you really want to [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] know, I hate him more than the fury of ]EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] 10,000,000 Suns.
That [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] beat me in hoof to hoof combat before beating the [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] outta of me before putting in an DWMS lined Shipping container! The [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED].
BB: Question 3: How did ya like that [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED]?
NB: [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] you.
DS: Question 3 from my sheet. Why do think the night should forever?
NB: We are [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] unapreachated.
All [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] work we put into [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] night and it is shunned by [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] everypony!
Why wouldn't we be [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED]ed off?
DS: Killing Princess [REDACTED] and taking over the night so that you force an enternal night is no way to act.
You do not know modern socity as we do.
(Nightmare Bolt pulls out an conceled nightmare alloy sword)
NB: How do you like to be skewered??
BB: Not today pal...
(BB shoots 234 Dragon bullet tranqulizer rounds into NB before a grunt an an armoured head hits the table is heard.)
DS: HOLY MOTHER OF [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] CELESTIA! WHEN DID HE MAKE THAT [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED] SWORD AND HOW THE [EXPLEMETIVE XSPONGED], DID HE KEPT IT SO WELL CONCELLED FROM US?
BB: I think the interview is over. I think got his "point" across. (BB points at the sword that is inches from DS' muzzle.)
(DS puts on some gloves and picks up the sword.)
DS: I know this is an SCP object but I admire the hoofwork. Perfectly balanced and really light.
BB: Indeed.